;)

i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me: 
mom: 
me: 
mom: 
me: i know

“Let’s take a picture”

listentoyourseoul:

Attractive people:

*pose*

Me:

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

sugarmaggie:

lol me

sugarmaggie:

sunnysunny:

I want this permanently on my skin

LOL @uglyaesthetics

sugarmaggie:

I mentally fuck people I like. TMI BUT IDGAF OH HAAAY